Congratulations on your
elite level of
self-awareness.
All it gives you is a front-row seat to watch yourself bleed out for people
who never say thank you. Ooop. If that struck a nerve you’re in the right place babes.
By the time we’re done working together, you’re going to be a massive disappointment to everyone who used to benefit from your sheer exhaustion.
And honestly, you are going to love it.
I’m Emmy
I proudly turn good girls into
deliciously difficult women.
I have over 300 testimonials; I’ve run sessions for multi-million-pound companies such as ASOS, and my retention rate is stellar. Once you’ve peeked behind the veil, you come back for more, and there is so much more for multi-facted spooky women.
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Good girls, eldest daughters, women who learned young they had to pick up the slack in their homes are extremely common in my world. It’s my immense pleasure to take them from playing small to becoming a sovereign woman.
Gone are the days of bending over backwards, being the group chat therapist and parent to your partner as well as your weans. My clients lean into their power, into their bodies and develop self-trust that has people asking “who does she think she is?”
If you want someone to pat you on the head and tell you it’s all gonna be ok or you’re expecting love and light, you’ve taken a wrong turn lol.
Your human design and nervous system is at the root of all my offerings. I’m an ex-teacher and I know that no person is the same, so why would I give you a cookie cutter experience and send you on your way? I would never. Boke. If you want to be seen as an individual and have experiences catered to you, I’m your gal.
Click the tab below to see how we can work together!
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Dismantle the cage, rewire your nervous system, and put the good girl in the fucking ground. Learn how to draw a hard line without spending the next three business days convinced you’re a total bitch.
For spooky women who are done with their people pleaser era and ready to re-enter the world with their middle fingers up. Sovereignty is your birthright, babe.
Start with GOOD GIRL BY DESIGN, my PDF report sent straight to your inbox that shows you how your conditioning is running the show and what your design actually looks like.
If you’re looking to connect with your body, Somatic Therapy is where the magic happens.
And if you’re ready for a total death and rebirth, THE DEATH RITES is my three month container that unlocks your witch archetype and buries the good girl. Wave goodbye to the people pleaser you once knew.
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Somatic Strategy, Human Design, and Ruthless Deconditioning for Female Founders Done Playing Good Girl
Most women in business do not have a strategy problem. They have a nervous system that treats being perceived, stating high fees, and holding unapologetic authority like a public execution in 1692.
You were taught that staying agreeable, modest, and quiet was the only way to stay safe. You were handed manipulative, high-pressure sales advice that makes your stomach turn, told to edit your opinions so people from your past do not call you "full of yourself", and conditioned to believe that exhausting yourself is the only way to earn your worth.
Fast-acting, low-barrier tools designed to interrupt acute panic in real time. From the £11 What If They Talk Shit? somatic emergency kit to Good Girl by Design, these resources give you instant physiological down-regulation and chart diagnostics so you stop hiding behind your website fonts.
My group container FEAR is coming 2027.
I see you.
I see your patterns. Your behaviours. Your shadows.
All the shit you’re mortified of and don’t want people to see.
I don’t give a fuck about that. I care about how we transmute your perceived weaknesses into strengths as you become a sovereign woman.
A woman who can lead, earn, express, and, importantly, receive all the amazing things this world has to offer.
If you’re a good girl, eldest daughter, black-sheep, scapegoat, superglue in human form - you’re in the right place.
If you’re looking for love and light, I fear you’ve taken a wrong turn 😈
Once you work with me, you cannot go back to who you were before.
You were never meant to be submissive or agreeable. That’s why the Universe sent you to me. Blending Science and spirit, body work and witchcraft, you’ll walk away with rituals you never knew you needed and skills for life.
Emma Topping
“I’m not even sure how to word this because my 5 weeks with Emmy have been incredible. We’ve shifted things that have been in my world for years, and now the emotional ties from those negative experiences are just completely gone. She also helped me tune into my guides, make contact with new ones and even channelled my grandma, which was a welcome surprise! I feel lighter, stronger and more trusting in my intuition and gifts.
I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend working with Emmy, you won’t regret it”.
Suzanne Eastwood
“I’ve only been seeing Emmy for Somatic Therapy for three weeks; yet the positive changes in my life and in my body are already in full swing. I walked in, unknowing, and left feeling like I’d been woken from a huge sleep. I’ve had weight on my shoulders for years, and after my first session, I can hand-on-my-heart say that the tension I’ve been experiencing for the majority of my LIFE has gone. Left.
I am only just at the beginning of my Somatic Journey, but I feel eternally blessed for finding Emmy and for her help and guidance in allowing me to speak to and with my body. Emmy is an absolute earth angel, and I cannot recommend her enough. If you’ve been thinking about making a change to your life and patterns, this is your sign to start making YOU a priority in this life and book in!!! Thank you, Emmy. Sincerely”.
With over 300 testimonials & clients who come back to me time & time again - read some of them here.
THE BALANCE BETWEEN
LOGICAL & MYSTICAL
Hey, I’m Emmy!
A heavy metal-loving spooky bitch with a penchant for reading people on a soul level.
You will be read for filth, and you will equally love me for it.
My clients come to me when they’re sick of the fluff, the love & light toxic positivity shit.
I’ll lead you into the underworld & it will be hard, but the best fucking thing you’ll ever do for yourself.
