I’m Emmy -
The Spiritual Scientist
I turn good girls into menaces 😈
You don’t exist to be agreeable.
Fuck that. You exist to be powerful. You’ve been in a cage so long you’ve mistaken it for freedom. I’m here to show you that you have the key.
I don’t keep clients. I graduate them.
I catalyse good girls into capable, self-sufficient, spooky women who choose to curate their life.
No victim mindsets here.
I see you.
I see your patterns. Your behaviours. Your shadows.
All the shit you’re mortified of and don’t want people to see.
I don’t give a fuck about that. I care about how we transmute your perceived weaknesses into strengths as you become a sovereign woman.
A woman who can lead, earn, express, and, importantly, receive all the amazing things this world has to offer.
If you’re a good girl, eldest daughter, black-sheep, scapegoat, superglue in human form - you’re in the right place.
If you’re looking for love and light, I fear you’ve taken a wrong turn 😈Once you work with me, you cannot go back to who you were before.
You were never meant to be submissive or agreeable. That’s why the Universe sent you to me. Blending Science and spirit, body work and witchcraft, you’ll walk away with rituals you never knew you needed and skills for life.
With over 300 testimonials & clients who come back to me time & time again, here’s what they’ve said recently:
"I'm genuinely amazed, I don't want to finish working together yet"Seannine
"A spa day for your nervous system", "I can't imagine getting this from talk therapy", "the guided journey is beautiful"
My TDR clients reflecting on the transformations from months 1 & 2 😈
THE DEATH RITES
My signature 1:1 where we bury your old life and create the new. Say RIP to your agreeable good girl conditioning. A 3-month transformation that’ll make people say
“who the fuck does
she think she is?”
SOMATIC THERAPY
For women who want a stronger connection to themselves, so they no longer hold their pee in whilst putting everyone else first. Book this if you want support with stress, trauma or your next big chapter.
Learn more here.
ONLINE SESSIONS
Whether it’s THE HEALING PATH or BREAK THE SPELL. These one-off sessions will open your eyes.
F.E.A.R
For spooky and holistic biz owners owners who are ready to stop hiding from the camera and build sustainable patterns in their business. Think somatic therapy + human design + astrology + wealth energetics.
COMING SOON
Emma Topping
“I’m not even sure how to word this because my 5 weeks with Emmy have been incredible. We’ve shifted things that have been in my world for years, and now the emotional ties from those negative experiences are just completely gone. She also helped me tune into my guides, make contact with new ones and even channelled my grandma, which was a welcome surprise! I feel lighter, stronger and more trusting in my intuition and gifts.
I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend working with Emmy, you won’t regret it”.
Suzanne Eastwood
“I’ve only been seeing Emmy for Somatic Therapy for three weeks; yet the positive changes in my life and in my body are already in full swing. I walked in, unknowing, and left feeling like I’d been woken from a huge sleep. I’ve had weight on my shoulders for years, and after my first session, I can hand-on-my-heart say that the tension I’ve been experiencing for the majority of my LIFE has gone. Left.
I am only just at the beginning of my Somatic Journey, but I feel eternally blessed for finding Emmy and for her help and guidance in allowing me to speak to and with my body. Emmy is an absolute earth angel, and I cannot recommend her enough. If you’ve been thinking about making a change to your life and patterns, this is your sign to start making YOU a priority in this life and book in!!! Thank you, Emmy. Sincerely”.
GOOD GIRL BY DESIGN
GOOD GIRL BY DESIGN
Whether you’re a Human Design Newbie or Pro, I guarantee you’ve never explored it through this lens.
Your Good Girl has you bending over backwards for people who don’t show up for you, being the emotional glue and therapist friend for all, only to get ghosted when you need help… It’s all in your design.
This PDF is a game changer. You’ll not only clock your patterns but also start shifting them.
“I’ve submitted the feedback form for you but also just wanted to say this is like no other HD report I’ve ever read. The Survival section will have me reeling for a while in the best possible way but there’s so many nuggets in there that were real “ah ha” moments for me. It was the best and most informative slap in the face I could’ve asked for and I know I’m going to come back to it a LOT. ”
Hey, I’m a heavy metal-loving spooky bitch with a penchant for reading people on a soul level.
You will be read for filth, and you will equally love me for it.
My clients come to me when they’re sick of the fluff, the love & light toxic positivity shit.
I’ll lead you into the underworld & it will be hard, but the best fucking thing you’ll ever do for yourself.
