I turn dysregulated good girls and exhausted founders into absolute menaces.

You don’t exist to be agreeable. You exist to be sovereign.

Right now, you think your life and your business are two separate things. You think your tendency to play the 3 AM crisis hotline for your friends is completely unrelated to why you undercharge clients and ghost your own audience.

It’s the same biology, gurl. Your nervous system doesn't know the difference between setting a boundary with a toxic family member and claiming your space online. It just knows that taking up space feels like a threat.

You’ve been in the "good girl" cage so long you’ve mistaken it for your personality.

Whether you’re here for sovereign self-development or business support, I got u.

For the sovereign woman For the Founder

For female founders and self-employed girlies treating their socials like an avoidant ex. Where Human Design meets Attachment Theory and Visibility Strategy, so you can overcome the witch wound, get seen, and get paid.

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Rebuild your biological baseline and put the good girl to rest so you can set boundaries and not feel like a bitch.
(Personal Development on steroids, baby)

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I see you.

I see your patterns. Your behaviours. Your shadows.

All the shit you’re mortified of and don’t want people to see.
I don’t give a fuck about that. I care about how we transmute your perceived weaknesses into strengths as you become a sovereign woman.

A woman who can lead, earn, express, and, importantly, receive all the amazing things this world has to offer.

If you’re a good girl, eldest daughter, black-sheep, scapegoat, superglue in human form - you’re in the right place.

If you’re looking for love and light, I fear you’ve taken a wrong turn 😈

Once you work with me, you cannot go back to who you were before.

You were never meant to be submissive or agreeable. That’s why the Universe sent you to me. Blending Science and spirit, body work and witchcraft, you’ll walk away with rituals you never knew you needed and skills for life.

Emma Topping

I’m not even sure how to word this because my 5 weeks with Emmy have been incredible. We’ve shifted things that have been in my world for years, and now the emotional ties from those negative experiences are just completely gone. She also helped me tune into my guides, make contact with new ones and even channelled my grandma, which was a welcome surprise! I feel lighter, stronger and more trusting in my intuition and gifts.

I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend working with Emmy, you won’t regret it”.

Suzanne Eastwood

“I’ve only been seeing Emmy for Somatic Therapy for three weeks; yet the positive changes in my life and in my body are already in full swing. I walked in, unknowing, and left feeling like I’d been woken from a huge sleep. I’ve had weight on my shoulders for years, and after my first session, I can hand-on-my-heart say that the tension I’ve been experiencing for the majority of my LIFE has gone. Left.

I am only just at the beginning of my Somatic Journey, but I feel eternally blessed for finding Emmy and for her help and guidance in allowing me to speak to and with my body. Emmy is an absolute earth angel, and I cannot recommend her enough. If you’ve been thinking about making a change to your life and patterns, this is your sign to start making YOU a priority in this life and book in!!! Thank you, Emmy. Sincerely”.

With over 300 testimonials & clients who come back to me time & time again, here’s what they’ve said recently:

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"I'm genuinely amazed, I don't want to finish working together yet"

Seannine

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"A spa day for your nervous system", "I can't imagine getting this from talk therapy", "the guided journey is beautiful"
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My TDR clients reflecting on the transformations from months 1 & 2 😈

GOOD GIRL BY DESIGN

GOOD GIRL BY DESIGN

Whether you’re a Human Design Newbie or Pro, I guarantee you’ve never explored it through this lens.

Your Good Girl has you bending over backwards for people who don’t show up for you, being the emotional glue and therapist friend for all, only to get ghosted when you need help… It’s all in your design.

This PDF is a game changer. You’ll not only clock your patterns but also start shifting them.

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I’ve submitted the feedback form for you but also just wanted to say this is like no other HD report I’ve ever read. The Survival section will have me reeling for a while in the best possible way but there’s so many nuggets in there that were real “ah ha” moments for me. It was the best and most informative slap in the face I could’ve asked for and I know I’m going to come back to it a LOT.
— Emma H - Sydney

A BALANCE BETWEEN

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Hey, I’m a heavy metal-loving spooky bitch with a penchant for reading people on a soul level.

You will be read for filth, and you will equally love me for it.

My clients come to me when they’re sick of the fluff, the love & light toxic positivity shit.

I’ll lead you into the underworld & it will be hard, but the best fucking thing you’ll ever do for yourself.

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